Tuesday 30 December 2014


Akpors the stingy businessman


Akpors, a very rich and very stingy businessman, was coming from the bank carrying a huge sum of money he just withdrew when three armed robbers stopped him and tried to rob him.
The shortest one amongst them shouted at him, “Your money or your life?!”
Akpors was silent for a while like he did not hear anything and he seemed to be deep in thought. The robber repeated, “Are you deaf?! Your money or your life?!”
Akpors once again did not reply; surprised, the boss of the gang said ‘e be like this guy dey try us oh, abi make we just give am one bullet?’ My friend, we asked your money or your life!!!!
Akpors replied, “Oga, wait na, give me some time, I’m still thinking of which one to choose.”
One word for Akpors this time?

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